A ghost walks into a bar.
Bartender: A beer ?
Ghost: Thanks, but I’m more of a spirit person
Why can’t ghosts ever have secret sex?
You’ll always see them coming
What’s the difference between a ghost and Mark Zuckerberg?
One’s a pale, soulless creature of the netherworld and the other is a ghost.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultrygeist
Lady: I received a letter from my dead husband
Friend: Was it really from him?
Lady: Not really. It was ghostwritten
Who is a ghost’s favourite cartoon character?
Boo-Boo Bear
Why did the rational ghost feel depressed?
Because she didn’t believe in herself
